GROOVY MOVES

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GIVEN THE CHOICE CELEBRITIES WOULD USE HARRODS CELEBRITY RECOMMENDATIONS
 INTRODUCTION

TONY BLAIR: If I told you how good this service is you'd never believe me.

           

CHRIS HUHNE: My kind of service. Swift and efficient and you are in a new home quicker think you thought. Twelve out of twelve points. 

              

ABU HAMZA: I'm hooked on this service but alas further use of it is out of my hands.

                 

JEREMY KYLE: Are you saying you moved your mistress in on the day you forced your wife out just to take advantage of a discount this Groovy Moves fellow was offering?

 

JULIAN ASSANGE: Every time he promises to come he doesn't then claims too many police around to risk it. If he's hiding from them or he's a liar and a crook. 

              

ALAN HANSEN: Brilliant move. In the right place right on time, collected it superbly, found a way round all obstacles and drove it home superbly... Bang! Great delivery.

 

GORDON RAMSEY: He picked up my stuff from my old home, drove it to my new home and unloaded it. What's so special about that? It's not fucking rocket science.

THE SERVICE WE PROVIDE FOR YOU

SELF-PRICING HOWS AND WISE!

FINAL COST ANY MOVE HERE

SOME LONDON QUOTES THAT PUN

MUCK IN FOR A BIG PRICE CUT

POSSIBLE MILEAGE DISCOUNTS

VAN SIZE AND MULTIPLE TRIPS

HOW YOU CAN HELP ON THE DAY

DO'S, DON'TS AND COMMERCIAL

WHAT YOU AGREE TO PAY FOR

Customer recommendations: Huh! Those making them are never contactable. More pertinent, do you really think the removal man is recording their words on a notepad or dictaphone and do you think the customer asks him to?

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