GROOVY MOVES |
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GIVEN THE CHOICE CELEBRITIES WOULD USE HARRODS | CELEBRITY RECOMMENDATIONS |
INTRODUCTION |
TONY BLAIR: If I told you how good this service is you'd never believe me.
CHRIS HUHNE: My kind of service. Swift and efficient and you are in a new home quicker think you thought. Twelve out of twelve points.
ABU HAMZA: I'm hooked on this service but alas further use of it is out of my hands.
JEREMY KYLE: Are you saying you moved your mistress in on the day you forced your wife out just to take advantage of a discount this Groovy Moves fellow was offering?
JULIAN ASSANGE: Every time he promises to come he doesn't then claims too many police around to risk it. If he's hiding from them or he's a liar and a crook.
ALAN HANSEN: Brilliant move. In the right place right on time, collected it superbly, found a way round all obstacles and drove it home superbly... Bang! Great delivery.
GORDON RAMSEY: He picked up my stuff from my old home, drove it to my new home and unloaded it. What's so special about that? It's not fucking rocket science. |
Customer recommendations: Huh! Those making them are never contactable. More pertinent, do you really think the removal man is recording their words on a notepad or dictaphone and do you think the customer asks him to? |
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